Chunks of facts

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Which is rather surprising to those of us who believe old wives tales.

In some the earliest Highland Games, one event involved tearing all four legs from a dead cow.

The lucky winner got a sheep — which we hope kept all its limbs.

In the late 1700s, tobacco smoke enemas were a medical remedy.

They were most commonly used when trying to resuscitate a victim of drowning. And, as you might suspect, they are responsible for the expression of blowing smoke up someone's butt.

Again with the bottomage.

Blow it out your a....

Anyroad, Mr Fry told us about that cure for drowning on QI.

Can you cure drowning?

Compressions to the tune of ♪staying alive♪. You remember nothing?

Clousseau comes to mind.

"Out with the bad air. In with the good."

In't google great?

See, pump him.

That's a good idea. Do they make adult ones that I can use on my ex for a few weeks....?????

Hello, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Grandpa....

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Bring back the nakky women.

Can they mend broken legs?

Ignore the obvious typo