Chunks of facts

I applied for her to be my carer in my old age....

She said she would give you a flannel bath daily

Oooooooooooooooooooooh...The mind boggles.....

Albert Einstein famously said that "if the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, man would have only four years to live."

Street vendor selling mummies in Egypt, 1865.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!
When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
A flock of crows is known as a murder.
“Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
29th May is officially “Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day“.
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!
During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

I am leaving to be a human colonist with her....Goodbye all...............

WILL YOU STOP IT????

These gorgeous lasses are causing me to lose sleep......Bah.............

Good, interesting fact, Mac....

I knew that...!!!

How sad.

...and what a pretty girl she must have been....