Anyone getting a coche party up?

All you can eat breakfasts...£5!

Is there a vegetarian option?

Can I have a lightly browned slice toast?



Whose brown sauce do they do?

Pete the Squits. He makes his own.

Vegetarian? You'll take a sausage and like it!

And that

@Corky Ringspot wrote:lightly browned slice toast

I bet you want jam on it!

There has to be a catch

Kippers you mean, Corky?

Never mind kippers. How many of them little boxes of Kellogs stuff can I have?

How many can you seat on a Coche?

@Corky Ringspot wrote:Is there a vegetarian option?

Can I have a lightly browned slice toast?



Whose brown sauce do they do?

You'll be wanting plastic boots next and finding yourself strongly drawn to Mecca.

A reference to Archer in 'Scum' from the Mester. I was just being awkward. Imagine all the egg questions I could have asked.

@Corky Ringspot wrote:A reference to Archer

I knew it wasn’t Fletcher ...

Depends how many want to go..WW hired loads of coches once.

@Corky Ringspot wrote:Is there a vegetarian option?

Can I have a lightly browned slice toast?



Whose brown sauce do they do?

Q: Hi, I am a vegetarian.... what can I get?


A: The f**k out of my restaurant

@susie_dent:

A ‘companion’ is someone with (com) whom you eat bread (panis), while ‘mate’ is a sibling of ‘meat’, because a friend is someone who sits at your table. Food and body shape have been directing our language from the start: (Link)

Very interesting. I like Susie Dent. She can sit at the side of our table.

Are them chairs on Countdown suitable for vegans? I bet that Mastermind one isn't.

With enough salt and vinegar on them, I suppose so.

See them boots what Charlie Chaplin boiled up and ate in that film?


They were made of liquorice in Yorkshire.

@Corky Ringspot wrote:suitable for vegans? I bet that Mastermind one isn't.

It’ll be leather, or as Morrisey would say, “Seat is murder.”

What about cricket? Leather against willow?


Can vegans play with corky balls?

Did you giggle like a schoolgirl when typing that?

‘Jason 'Dizzy' Gillespie, the vegan coche coach of Yorkshire County Cricket Club ... has done the unthinkable and questioned the game's age-old use of balls made from cow hide.’ (Telegraph 2016)