Quarantine party

We are holding a quarantine party this weekend.

None of you are invited.

I'm having one too, on me own

Hahahahaha. Tomp, you started early then!

Na, he spilled some beer, I don't spill beer,

That was wee. You wee'd upwards, Tonker said.

yes I can still wee upwards,

queas/cues outside booze busters av been towd

hello les,  how tha doing, yes bargain boose are bizzier than a one handed man on a bank holiday, pubs are shutting, supermarket beer  shelves emptying faster than a scouser past a job centre,   bad times a coming,

todays escapade shopping wise took me from Farmfoods woodhouse lane for an loaf of bread then into wiggin for barm joes fromt market then to b ms for some sauce of carrabean extract then on to iceland for some birds eye chicken and the last packet of mince meat ont shelf and finally ending up at herons for some chicken breast to make an chicken curry . all that took 2 half hours

anyroad am fine tom fanks for askin

I had to stock up yesterday too, the Mrs is showing signs of the flu/whatever so keeping her in the house for now.

went to Asda at 9am this morning with my bodyguard aka son 1 to do my Mum's shopping, place was rammed. Apparently folk had been queueing since 5am even though website said wasn't opening till 8am. Plenty of stuff on shelves, lots of lines missing but hey ho. No loo rolls but was able to get everything on her list bar 2 items. Mum can now eat for 2 weeks.....

With breaks in between, I hope?

yeah lol. it was funny watching people being told they could not have stuff, it's 3 only of every item in shop. So if you want 3 irons, 3 hoovers etc...

That remiinds me. I have a golf bag with some sticks in it, and a golf trolley if anyone wants them for nowt....
I'll take pics and put them on in a bit

As promised. Bag, sticks and trolley.

Have you been using that black dog for target practice?

I use the dog as a warmer for the golf stick. 5 iron I think it's called.(Not the dog, the stick)