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Vixen- Posts : 6309
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Filmed in Wigan
on Sun Mar 29 2020, 14:22
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A short public information film
A short public information film
tonker- Posts : 7779
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 11:53
I wasn't thinkin' straight. Because of that Aldi's imitation dark rum! 
tomplumAdmin- Posts : 10386
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 12:21
I would't have anymore of that Tonker, you were grumpier than owd mother Riley last neet
Mac- Posts : 4024
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 12:24
A man in Wales apparently killed his wife during the 'Lockdown'. I fear for Tonker's life!
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 12:44
£18,000 a year = £346.15 a week
NI = 18.54
Paye = 21.15
Tot - 39.30 stat deductions
= £306.85 net
LESS Pension contribution = £17.30
PLUS employers contribution = £10.38
I STILL say, £306.85 is a GOOD wage for an unqualified job!
NI = 18.54
Paye = 21.15
Tot - 39.30 stat deductions
= £306.85 net
LESS Pension contribution = £17.30
PLUS employers contribution = £10.38
I STILL say, £306.85 is a GOOD wage for an unqualified job!
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 12:49
I saw it the first time you posted.
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 13:21
@Mac wrote:I saw it the first time you posted.
Do keep up!
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 14:18
A supermarket worker is celebrating after he has been given a wage rise following the Corona Virus outbreak.
Timothy Thickett from Marsh Green has been promoted from 'Trolley Attendant" to "Customer Co-ordinator" and has seen his wage rise from £8.21 to £8.36 per hour.
Timothy, 54, who works for a large supermarket chain is delighted with the move. He said "I am relishing the challenge. I spent 10 years shuffling trolleys about and now I'm moving up the ladder. I used to have a bright yellow vest. Now I am dressed in black and have been issued with weapons. Nobody messes with Timmy Boy"
Mr Thickett (Pictured) will make sure customers are adhering to strict rules in the Wigan Supermarket, which can't be named for legal reasons.
Supermarkets have put several measures in place to stop customers breathing on each other and some have placed markers on the floor.
Timothy said "I saw a bloke yesterday who had wandered off his spot. I ran over and chinned him and then thrashed him with my baton. It was a great shot and several customers cheered. That's what it's all about really. Complete and utter violence"
Store manager, Peter Aubameyang said "Punching customers isn't something that I would agree with, but during this crisis, some members of the community have behaved in a terrible fashion"
Some members of the public disagree. Davey Custard, from Beech Hill said "The power is going to their heads. That Timothy Thickett is a dick. Apparently he has turned up to work this morning with boxing gloves on".
Timothy Thickett from Marsh Green has been promoted from 'Trolley Attendant" to "Customer Co-ordinator" and has seen his wage rise from £8.21 to £8.36 per hour.
Timothy, 54, who works for a large supermarket chain is delighted with the move. He said "I am relishing the challenge. I spent 10 years shuffling trolleys about and now I'm moving up the ladder. I used to have a bright yellow vest. Now I am dressed in black and have been issued with weapons. Nobody messes with Timmy Boy"
Mr Thickett (Pictured) will make sure customers are adhering to strict rules in the Wigan Supermarket, which can't be named for legal reasons.
Supermarkets have put several measures in place to stop customers breathing on each other and some have placed markers on the floor.
Timothy said "I saw a bloke yesterday who had wandered off his spot. I ran over and chinned him and then thrashed him with my baton. It was a great shot and several customers cheered. That's what it's all about really. Complete and utter violence"
Store manager, Peter Aubameyang said "Punching customers isn't something that I would agree with, but during this crisis, some members of the community have behaved in a terrible fashion"
Some members of the public disagree. Davey Custard, from Beech Hill said "The power is going to their heads. That Timothy Thickett is a dick. Apparently he has turned up to work this morning with boxing gloves on".
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Re: Filmed in Wigan
on Mon Mar 30 2020, 14:44
Woodsie would suit that post! 
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