Happy April

To all the wonderful people of the Rejects, may the April showers fall light on you today.

I'm not forgetting the April Fools from elsewhere, have a good 1st of April.

and the same to you Joseph, lets hope that nasty virus gets washed away soon,

my day started well, I went over to Asda only to find my favorite beer ,( carling ) on sale at £10 for a 18 can pack, The normal price is £13 , April has started good,

Be aware, Tomp. Non essential goods are being removed from sale soon.
Alcohol is non essential. Which leads to other questions like, will alcohol be served at the pharmacies to alcoholics, etc.

blimey, thats a blow, Prohibition, I'd best see tonker for them demi johns,,

He'll be wearing them still.

What a voice!

My favourite thanks to my Father (Grandad) who switched me onto this guy when I was little.

How did he switch you on to him?

Yes just like that.

He had the records.

Oh and don't forget Wendy!

Ms Boatcomesin?

No. Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bobbin' Along.

Always makes me laugh that does.

I will try to, honestly.

@Joseph wrote:No. Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bobbin' Along.

Always makes me laugh that does.

Tickled me, that did.

Ah, yer sure one for crack.

It was that blooody Tonker's fault!

roit den,

2 men in a bar and one asks the other, name a tune with a dog in it
the other man says,, strangers in the night, the first man says, there's no mention of a dog in strangers in the night,
well listen to the tune then

so he starts to sing it

♪♫ strangers in the night, etc etc♪♫♪



then after a verse he gets to the middle section and goes














scooobie doooobie dooo, ♫♫♫♪♪♫♪

@Mac wrote:
Alcohol is non essential.

sez who??? After the day I've had it is the most essential thing in my fridge....

I can only agree, Vixen. 
(Pssst, I may have lied )

Pssst I may have too