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Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:53 am
To all the wonderful people of the Rejects, may the April showers fall light on you today.

I'm not forgetting the April Fools from elsewhere, have a good 1st of April. Very Happy
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:51 am
and the same to you Joseph, lets hope that nasty virus gets washed away soon, Happy April 709307421
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:22 am
Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:40 am
my day started well, I went over to Asda only to find my favorite beer ,( carling ) on sale at £10 for a 18 can pack, The normal price is £13 , April has started good, Very Happy
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:51 am
Be aware, Tomp. Non essential goods are being removed from sale soon.
Alcohol is non essential. Which leads to other questions like, will alcohol be served at the pharmacies to alcoholics, etc.

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:06 pm
blimey, thats a blow, Prohibition, affraid I'd best see tonker for them demi johns,, Very Happy
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:47 pm
He'll be wearing them still.

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:36 pm


What a voice! Happy April 709307421
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:48 pm
My favourite thanks to my Father (Grandad) who switched me onto this guy when I was little.




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Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:57 pm
How did he switch you on to him?

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:06 pm
Yes just like that. Laughing

He had the records. Rolling Eyes
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:07 pm
Oh and don't forget Wendy!
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:10 pm
Ms Boatcomesin?

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:26 pm
No. Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bobbin' Along. Razz Razz Razz

Always makes me laugh that does.
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:09 pm
I will try to, honestly.

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:27 pm
@Joseph wrote:No. Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bobbin' Along. Razz Razz Razz

Always makes me laugh that does.



Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Tickled me, that did.
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:34 pm

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:59 pm
Ah, yer sure one for crack.
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:19 pm
It was that blooody Tonker's fault!

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:34 pm
roit den,

2 men in a bar and one asks the other, name a tune with a dog in it
the other man says,, strangers in the night, the first man says, there's no mention of a dog in strangers in the night,
well listen to the tune then

so he starts to sing it

♪♫ strangers in the night, etc etc♪♫♪



then after a verse he gets to the middle section and goes














scooobie doooobie dooo, ♫♫♫♪♪♫♪ Very Happy
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Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:48 pm
@Mac wrote:
Alcohol is non essential.

sez who??? After the day I've had it is the most essential thing in my fridge....

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:14 pm
I can only agree, Vixen. 
(Pssst, I may have lied Very Happy)

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Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 pm
Pssst I may have too Very Happy

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