Carers count.

Passionate woman.

Mac wrote: Carers count.

And some of them can get past ten!

that's not very nice...

It's not as "not very nice" as .... SOME .... carers are, who's antics I could write a book on!

So, don't get me started about carers. There are 'some' nice bouncers, but most are a bastard!

As an aside, I thought I saw Idris Elba in the park today. It wasn't, it was Idris Arse

and why were you in the park? It's not allowed you know!

I am a rebel.

Without a cause?

Without a clause. Did you get my joke?

No.  Anyroadup, I'm going out tomorrow, to drill some holes in porcelain tiles for somebody.  I'm not looking forward.  I'm a key worker though, because nobody else will do it.  Apparently!

So don't forget to clap me up next Thursday night!

I can't tell my Arse from my Elba. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, you do make me laugh!