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Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 15:29
Thanks for inviting me on a bike ride, but I don't have a bike now, I swapped it for a bag of bird seed.

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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 16:15
You've bin robbed 

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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 16:31
I have as well, 20k and it;'s cereal grains, little seeds. I gave bad feedback.
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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 16:36
Mam went mental when I swapped our prize milk cow for a bag of beans.
She's beanstalking ever since.
She's beanstalking ever since.
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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 16:52
Mac., my brother in law is looking out for a bike like yours, (I mean like the one you used to have!
), if you know of anybody who is selling one!

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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 16:54
Mother Superior was walking in the garden one day when she saw a novice nun working in the vegetable patch. Unfortunately every seed she planted was stolen by the birds, which were sitting, watching her from nearby. "F*** off!" she shouted, "Just f*** off!" Mother Superior was quite disgusted by this and called her over. "Young lady....... That is NOT how a young nun behaves. Next time the birds steal your seeds, just say shoo....... shoo.... and they'll F*** OFF by themselves...."
Anyway, I planted some bird seeds a few weeks ago, and haven't had a single bird grown yet!
Anyway, I planted some bird seeds a few weeks ago, and haven't had a single bird grown yet!
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Re: Tonker.
Tue May 05 2020, 21:32
mother Superior and a lesser underling nun was driving down a main street when, a homeless person jumped on the bonnet of the car, the underling nun asked the mother superior " what should i do" the mother superior said, " show him your cross", So the underling nun open the window, leaned out and shouted in an angry tone, " get the F*** off my Effing Car you Effing low life mother F***er ",

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Re: Tonker.
Wed May 06 2020, 13:01
@tomplum wrote:mother Superior and a lesser underling nun was driving down a main street when, a homeless person jumped on the bonnet of the car, the underling nun asked the mother superior " what should i do" the mother superior said, " show him your cross", So the underling nun open the window, leaned out and shouted in an angry tone, " get the F*** off my Effing Car you Effing low life mother F***er ",![]()
The wreckage of a decent vampire joke. Cross - crucifix.
In a similar one the passenger nun lost her crucifix and was told to use her fingers. Meaning make the sign of the cross with her digits.
She gave the vampire the V's with both hands and swore at him!
Much better told in person with the actions.
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Re: Tonker.
Wed May 06 2020, 13:06
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Re: Tonker.
Thu May 07 2020, 12:19
Made you a cake.


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