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First topic message reminder :

the new road is opening this coming Monday

@Mac wrote:You were calling him names last week!

I will be calling him names next week if it doesn't open

Its not open yet, I've just had a tootle down Poolstock Lane, ther was nothing going over the bridge at the Tippins, I turned up Worsley Mesnes, All the fencing for the cycle lane are still in place at the footbrige over the brook, At goose green there is a Traffic managment truck there with flashing lights, but the fences for the cycle lane are still in place, So they might be having a Dummy run end to end from Chapel lane to goose green, For my money, That is not open,
I'm sticking with Monday,

Just rodse down it, I must have been the first, I had a fast Police escort!

@Mac wrote:Just rodse down it, I must have been the first, I had a fast Police escort!

Did you video it

Vixen no,,,,, what Bobbles?

@Sir Bob wrote:Tom

It is going to have to be a Bunkum, Codswallop and Poppycock to that news, because yon noo road is not finished

pardon ?

@tomplum wrote:

@Sir Bob wrote:Tom

It is going to have to be a Bunkum, Codswallop and Poppycock to that news, because yon noo road is not finished

pardon ?

It is finished, well open now,, apparently,, but I can't hear the bloody thing

I can't wait to see Tom's riggert on show at t'top o'Pemberton !

You like to stare a the old chocolate starfish?

View from the back of Scotsmans Flash.

Been on it twice, and now I know why I can't hear it, and it is because the earth mound only ends at the point where Macs old flats take over as a sound barrier ...

My statement was, It will be open Monday, As its opened before Monday, I owe no forfeit But I did give you a showing of my cute lill' bum over at WW , if you missed it thats your hard luck, there will be no repeats, I said there will be no repeats,

I rode down the cycle lane thus am at 8.30, I could count the cars with one hand,

@tonker wrote:View from the back of Scotsmans Flash.

Scotman's Flash!

Brilliant video Tom

When I was on it earlier on it was full of kids on bikes, sat on their bikes in the middle of the carriageways, as though they were in a cul-de-sac, then when I went down it again, a couple of hours later, the police were there, there was a police car parked up on the path which comes down to Poolstock Lane, and at the same time, two police cars were parked with two wheels on the central reservation, with their blue lights flashing, on either side of the canal bridge, and no sign of the police, so they were either dealing with an incident on the canal, or they were chasing kids

What has shocked me is the size of the thing, how long and how wide it is, and I wonder if the Dept of Transport asked for the land grab and road design, to provision for a possible conversion to a motorway at a later date ....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, It's flooded. who'd have thought that by building a new road on marsh land right next to a flash, that it would flood

thank you Sir Bob,

according to Kevin, that is the lowest part of Wigan, so its bound to flood, they've dug deep covets at each side of the road, apparently not deep enough

Kevin doesn't know what day it is, never mind where the lowest part of Wigan is. That's not even in Wigan. If you want the lowest part of 'Wigan', you can have the River Douglas at Newtown, near Asda and the football stadium.

Anybody who takes the ramblings of a homeless, pissed-up tramp as factual truth, must be a loony!

You gotta laugh!

@tonker wrote:Kevin doesn't know what day it is, never mind where the lowest part of Wigan is.   That's not even in Wigan.  If you want the lowest part of 'Wigan', you can have the River Douglas at Newtown, near Asda and the football stadium.

Anybody who takes the ramblings of a homeless, pissed-up tramp as factual truth,  must be a loony!  

so there are no aliens filling up from the unlicensed nuclear dump in the Woods, ok, I can live with that but,

If Newtown is the lowest part, it can't be Wigan, cos its called Newtown, So we'll let science decide, if you pour water out, it settles in the lowest part, and today, it settled in westwood, he might be drunken tramp but he knows, living at the bottom means there's only one way to go..