Womens work,

Mrs Plum had arranged a day out today with one of her pals to Liverpool, She put a load in the washer and asked me to hang it out to dry when it finished, So I did, I hung it out at about 10.30 when the wash finished, At around 4pm she got home and instead of saying " Thanks Tom for hanging the washing out", She ripped into me because it was hung out in the wrong way, " you don't hang a tee shirt like that, BLA BLA moan moan etc"
They were dry, so why did it matter ????

Poor Tom.

you have had long enough to learn the right way....................

I can't win, another time in Winter when it was raining, a similar thing happened, she was going out and i used the dryer, guess what..

I got them too dry,,,

surely there is no reason or rhyme to that,

Now I exceed in washing up, I have been awarded many thophys for washing up, especially pans, Mrs plum burns pans then i bring them from a scrap pan, to a gleaming new pan,

that is my forte, tom brillo pad is the King of the kitchen sink,

Boil some lobster!!! It won’t mark the pan apart from a few tears. 🦞🦞🦞

boiling lobsters will never happen in my house,
In Nova Scotia the soopermarket chain Sobeys sell lobsters, A few years ago my youngest grandaughter, 5 at the time, we were getting supplys and we were passing the tank with lobsters in, she said, " don't buy those grandad, its cruel" I said, " what if we buy one and set it free in the sea" She loved the idea and we did, She will always remember me for that day,

Good for you. I have eaten lobster. I remember being in Vegas and we went to one of those all you can eat / drink champagne brunches and I went and picked up some sausage, egg, bacon etc. and my wife couldn’t believe I hadn’t gone to the seafood counter. Lobster, crab legs, shrimp, mussels etc. I must admit if I went again I would do the sea food.