ravenstonedale
Sun Sep 13 2020, 14:53
yep, thats where i'm headin' tomorrow to enjoy this last short lived injun Summer, If things carry on as they are we are bound to get travel restrictions So I'm heading for the Hills, bikein', fishin', suppin',campin' and enjoying the natural surroundings of a Cumbria Village nestling in the Lake district and close to the Yorkshire dales , this village offers 2 pubs, a church, a skool and little else, Close by is a trout fishery were I can go and not catch any fish but, the enviroment is much more nicer than my regular fisherys where i don't catch fish as well.
I don't think there 's a rock shop nor a 'wish you was hear' card shop, But rest assured I will do my upmost to bring back a souvenir of my wonderful 3 days out of Town,
Green matters Too,
I don't think there 's a rock shop nor a 'wish you was hear' card shop, But rest assured I will do my upmost to bring back a souvenir of my wonderful 3 days out of Town,
Green matters Too,

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Re: ravenstonedale
Sun Sep 13 2020, 16:05
That's not the Lake District!
Re: ravenstonedale
Sun Sep 13 2020, 19:47
there are lakes there and its in Cumbria you could argue that, it is bordering on the Yorkshire Dales national Park but realy, Does it Matter ?,
anyrode, when tha's done thee 14 days quarrantine, Mrs plum wants know if thal give her a quote for some blinds,
anyrode, when tha's done thee 14 days quarrantine, Mrs plum wants know if thal give her a quote for some blinds,
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Re: ravenstonedale
Sun Sep 13 2020, 21:08
As you are aware, I'm exempted from self-isolation by the UK government.
I'll call and measure up when you're back. Let me know when. But I'm back to Spain on the 27th for an indeterminate time.
I'll call and measure up when you're back. Let me know when. But I'm back to Spain on the 27th for an indeterminate time.

Re: ravenstonedale
Sun Sep 13 2020, 21:19
aw reet I'll gi thi a bell when I get home, Uk gov't grounds my arse, If tha gives us lurgy we'll dee and thal never get paid,

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Re: ravenstonedale
Mon Sep 14 2020, 08:31
Knock knock.
Whose there?
The blind man.
Come in, I'm just in the shower soaping my breasts, I have some spare change on the sink, you can have that.

Whose there?
The blind man.
Come in, I'm just in the shower soaping my breasts, I have some spare change on the sink, you can have that.

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Re: ravenstonedale
Tue Sep 15 2020, 23:52
Mac wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
The blind man.
Come in, I'm just in the shower soaping my breasts, I have some spare change on the sink, you can have that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



And I thought I was being clever with my knocking shop comment on another thread.
Well done you. (Typed in a condescending accent)

Re: ravenstonedale
Wed Sep 16 2020, 16:35
on the campsite I was talking with some who motorcycle on the Green lanes, I've never heaerd of it before so I googled it
looks good,
https://www.bennetts.co.uk/bikesocial/news-and-views/advice/biking-tips/how-to-ride-green-lanes-byways-trails
looks good,
https://www.bennetts.co.uk/bikesocial/news-and-views/advice/biking-tips/how-to-ride-green-lanes-byways-trails
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Re: ravenstonedale
Wed Sep 16 2020, 19:09
The 'horse-brigade' have been trying for years to get it stopped.
Of course, you do get the knobheads who spoil it for everybody else by speeding /wheelies /tearing up the ground/riding over crops etc..
Of course, you do get the knobheads who spoil it for everybody else by speeding /wheelies /tearing up the ground/riding over crops etc..
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Re: ravenstonedale
Wed Sep 16 2020, 19:25
"Well done you. (Typed in a condescending accent) Embarassed"}}
Hey, for the likes of you, anytime
Hey, for the likes of you, anytime

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Re: ravenstonedale
Thu Sep 17 2020, 13:41
Looks gorge!
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Re: ravenstonedale
Thu Sep 17 2020, 19:40
It's nowhere near Cheddar !
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Re: ravenstonedale
Thu Sep 17 2020, 19:54
Lune Gorge, you plum!
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Re: ravenstonedale
Thu Sep 17 2020, 21:10
The Lord is my shepherd, ast' want fer nowt !
Re: ravenstonedale
Thu Sep 17 2020, 21:28
if thy lord is wearing wellies as he tends to thee in the field, beware, for thy might get something thy might not want,

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