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yep, thats where i'm headin' tomorrow to enjoy this last short lived injun Summer, If things carry on as they are we are bound to get travel restrictions So I'm heading for the Hills, bikein', fishin', suppin',campin' and enjoying the natural surroundings of a Cumbria Village nestling in the Lake district and close to the Yorkshire dales , this village offers 2 pubs, a church, a skool and little else, Close by is a trout fishery were I can go and not catch any fish but, the enviroment is much more nicer than my regular fisherys where i don't catch fish as well.
I don't think there 's a rock shop nor a 'wish you was hear' card shop, But rest assured I will do my upmost to bring back a souvenir of my wonderful 3 days out of Town,

Green matters Too,

That's not the Lake District!

there are lakes there and its in Cumbria you could argue that, it is bordering on the Yorkshire Dales national Park but realy, Does it Matter ?,
anyrode, when tha's done thee 14 days quarrantine, Mrs plum wants know if thal give her a quote for some blinds,

As you are aware, I'm exempted from self-isolation by the UK government.

I'll call and measure up when you're back. Let me know when. But I'm back to Spain on the 27th for an indeterminate time.

aw reet I'll gi thi a bell when I get home, Uk gov't grounds my arse, If tha gives us lurgy we'll dee and thal never get paid,

Knock knock.
Whose there?
The blind man.
Come in, I'm just in the shower soaping my breasts, I have some spare change on the sink, you can have that.

@Mac wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
The blind man.
Come in, I'm just in the shower soaping my breasts, I have some spare change on the sink, you can have that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And I thought I was being clever with my knocking shop comment on another thread.


Well done you. (Typed in a condescending accent)

on the campsite I was talking with some who motorcycle on the Green lanes, I've never heaerd of it before so I googled it
looks good,
https://www.bennetts.co.uk/bikesocial/news-and-views/advice/biking-tips/how-to-ride-green-lanes-byways-trails

The 'horse-brigade' have been trying for years to get it stopped.
Of course, you do get the knobheads who spoil it for everybody else by speeding /wheelies /tearing up the ground/riding over crops etc..

"Well done you. (Typed in a condescending accent) Embarassed"}}
Hey, for the likes of you, anytime

Looks gorge!

It's nowhere near Cheddar !

Lune Gorge, you plum!

No , Me Plum, him Lune,

The Lord is my shepherd, ast' want fer nowt !

if thy lord is wearing wellies as he tends to thee in the field, beware, for thy might get something thy might not want,