funeral plans

decided today to take out a funeral plan, Well we all have to go one day, We can't dodge that Bullet ,
So plan A is a burial @ £7000 plus plan B is a cremation @ £3000 plus,
I choose option C

When you've gone you won't be too bothered who foots the bill. Sounds a bit selfish that doesn't it.

No Joseph that is exactly what i tell those telesales people, They try their blackmail speech about, Us no wanting to leave our family with a big bill, My answer is, Someone will move me when i start smelling, I've looked after my kids all their lives so they will choose my resting place and I do't care if they get a skip from Bithalls, If i time it right they can get a few more in the skip and share the cost of disposal,
We might even die in a plane crash,,, problem solved,,,,,,

Exactly Mester Tom, when you've gone your worries are no longer yours.