Joke?

Walsh: You are negative

Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, piece of low life vermin who thinks of no one but himself.
All you are interested in is bickering with people and bullying women on wiganworld
You are obsessed with Mac to the point you cry his name during 'self loving'.
You have wasted your life, amongst other things.
You haven't fullfiled even one of your promises to me, instead, living on disability and sponging off the taxpayer.
Only I would put up with such an insensitive, scruffy, lazy, ugly waste of skin.
Even your greasy hair is receding faster than the Southport shoreline.

Walsh: I was just telling you your covid test is negative.

Wife: Oh....Am off out.

Haha.