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Sun Feb 28 2021, 19:45
Don't Worry the Gov't are offering everyone a 'Jab', not a Job Very Happy
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Mon Mar 01 2021, 16:28
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Mon Mar 01 2021, 20:46
and Bootle is a posh address to have for a scouser, Many use the 'seemingly' posh address of West Derby when in fact they live in Kirkby , I worked in Kirkby and was surprised to find a security fence of reinforced steel caging all across the inside of the local chippy, dividing the customers from the chippy workers and the till, There was just a small gap where they passed the chips out, after you paid,
And that was in the 90.s when there were some jobs still there, No
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Tue Mar 02 2021, 00:03
A couple of friends of mine had a few off-licences around the Walton, Seaforth areas. They all had steel cages separating the customers from the stock, till and staff. And they were still robbed several times!
At one time, they had Earnie Shavers looking after things. They were still robbed.
Then they appointed Joey Owens and were left alone!

Then they got busted by customs and exise and had to move to Australia!!!

Scousers, eh.? Rolling Eyes
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Tue Mar 02 2021, 09:01
Three scousers walk into a pub. Mick, Terry and Tat were their names.
The barkeep says, 'Are you all related?'
Terry says, 'Yeah, we are triplets'
Barkeep says, 'How come you and Mick are 6 foot tall and Tat is only four foot tall?'
Terry says, 'Well, me and Mick were breast fed, so there was no tit for tat'.

Funny people are scousers...In their own minds

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Tue Mar 02 2021, 09:04
Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.

Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

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Tue Mar 02 2021, 09:04
Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.

Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

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Tue Mar 02 2021, 09:05
Over the past week I've burgled nine flats in Liverpool.

It feels great to get my stuff back.

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Tue Mar 02 2021, 17:51
Joey Owens!
Joey is still a right wing stalwart.

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