believe nothing you hear and

only half what you see, Today i'm feeling stressed, stiff all over and having an anxiety attack, So I reached for a beer called, ' brewers droop'
conned again, It didt work

Andrew will like this one,

A guy in St Helens college fails his science degree because he put, a scouser,
The question was,
What would you expect to find inside the cell of an atom,