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Wed Sep 29 2021, 22:01
With me its any, I'm just glad to be involved , favourite  sexual position 709307421
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Thu Sep 30 2021, 05:40
Mine's the WOW

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Thu Sep 30 2021, 11:22
Is that better than the Windmill ? scratch
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Thu Sep 30 2021, 16:20
It's when I flip sledge's mom over. Wink

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Thu Sep 30 2021, 20:48
The windmill, if anyone is interested, requires a shorter female than the male, they stand face to face with the female standing on a crate or box to equalize the height difference, When both are engaged, the male kicks out the crate/box the female is stood and spins the female in a clockwise direction, Very Happy
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Sat Oct 02 2021, 14:08

Becoming popular among married couples is the doggy position,
this is where the woman rolls over and the man sits up and begs.
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Sat Oct 02 2021, 15:22
Very Happy

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Sun Oct 03 2021, 20:38
I asked my missus , she said, " a glass of water " , I asked, is that before, after or in between ?" , she said,


" instead of " Crying or Very sad
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Thu Oct 07 2021, 14:49
Last night the wife came running into the bedroom dressed as a naughty nurse shouting "SUPER SEX SUPER SEX SUPER SEX"

"I said "I'll have the soup". Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Thu Oct 07 2021, 15:34
Become a muslim, she daren't say no to anything! favourite  sexual position 3872706009

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Thu Oct 07 2021, 15:46
Don't like beards or goats. affraid
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Thu Oct 07 2021, 15:49
DEATH TO THOSE WHO DON'T BUM GOATS!

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Thu Oct 07 2021, 16:22
Not keen on goats so it's a refusal from me.
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Thu Oct 07 2021, 17:22
I do like them, mostly friendly and funny. Also tasty.

But there's this:
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So it must be true

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Thu Oct 07 2021, 22:41
I have recently begun to watch the first series of Game of Thrones, which I know is years ago now, but jeeze there is a lot of shagging in it, and all of the 'back scuttling' type , every few scenes, all you hear is slap, slap, slap, as some woman gets her back doors bashed in favourite  sexual position 1825612968
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Fri Oct 08 2021, 08:16
Sure you haven't been watching 'Game of Bones' by mistake?
Lot of dick Yoghurt in that

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