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Thought for the day

on Fri 7 Nov 2014 - 10:49
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Well 2 actually



We're always wondering, "What is Life?" Very simple and powerful answer: Life is all about Your Choices and Priorities."


The day you realize that complaining will not get you anywhere, that will be the day your life will begin to look better.

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Re: Thought for the day

on Wed 4 Feb 2015 - 20:26
They said smile

and be happy

things could be worse.

I smiled

I was happy

things did get worse.
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Re: Thought for the day

on Wed 4 Feb 2015 - 21:11
It's always darkest just before it goes completely black!
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on Wed 4 Feb 2015 - 21:58
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 9:56
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Very Happy
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 10:04
"You can lead a horse to water..........but a pencil must be lead". scratch scratch scratch
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 10:18
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch........... lol!
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 10:21
One of my faves from many years ago:


There were two monks who were washing their bowls in the river. Suddenly they both noticed a scorpion that was drowning. One monk immediately scooped it up and set it upon the bank. In the process he was stung. He went back to washing his bowl and again the scorpion fell in. The monk saved the scorpion and was again stung. The other monk asked him, "Friend, why do you continue to save the scorpion when you know its nature is to sting?""Because," the monk replied, "to save it is my nature."

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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 10:31
  @Mac...
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 13:48
@Nosam Derf wrote:What was that about moaning?......for every minute that you are moaning and miserable is 60 seconds when you could have been happy..??...summat like that.

Corkers????

I know various ways to make an woman moan, Fred.


1 Leave bog seat up.

2 Scatter garments about the floor.

3 Wee in kitchen sink, bowt first removing dishes.

And many, many more.
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Re: Thought for the day

on Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 14:36
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sun 15 Feb 2015 - 9:45
“What to do with a mistake:
recognize it,
admit it,
learn from it,
forget it.”
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sun 15 Feb 2015 - 9:53
What's that one about it takes so many facial muscles to frown but fewer to smile?
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sat 21 Mar 2015 - 18:19
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sat 21 Mar 2015 - 18:24
WOW..... rendeer rendeer rendeer rendeer
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Re: Thought for the day

on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 12:50
If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can get going without pep pills.
If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without liquor. thought for day
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
.....Then you are probably the family dog!
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Re: Thought for the day

on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 12:54
Ha ha Very Happy , very philasofic philosophic filasofical clever
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Re: Thought for the day

on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 13:12
How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. Very Happy
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Re: Thought for the day

on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 13:56
So true, admin, so true. We can learn a lot from our best friend. Very Happy
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Re: Thought for the day

on Fri 27 Mar 2015 - 16:01
don,t believe everything you read on the internet

Albert Einstein 1879-1955
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sun 29 Mar 2015 - 9:52
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

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Re: Thought for the day

on Tue 31 Mar 2015 - 15:27
“You wouldn’t worry so much
about what others think of you
if you realized how seldom they do.”

Eleanor Roosvelt
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sun 5 Apr 2015 - 9:45
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” – Harry S. Truman
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on Sun 19 Apr 2015 - 9:58
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Re: Thought for the day

on Sun 26 Apr 2015 - 9:42
“No man ever believes
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He is always convinced
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